Smash Who?

“Smash me” doll… what a fun and interesting concept… according to the article I read, the Madoff doll is selling for $100.00 and although it seems like a lot of money to invest in someone you hate/hates you… I’ll bet the satisfaction is well worth it.
So let’s see here, if I were the makers of the doll, I would sell it for around $25.00 just ¼ the cost of the Bernie Madoff doll, but then again, I’d probably sell more. I would have a gallery of popular historical and political figures to choose from and these dolls would sell for 25 bucks. Hammer not included… the mallet would cost an additional $30.00 but if you didn’t want to purchase that, I’m sure the clever minds of the wronged could think of another beautifully disastrous way to destroy their pint-sized figurine, ex. Lighting it on fire, using a chain saw, running it over, etc. there would also be a custom feature where the client could upload a picture of the hated, and with 1-2 weeks delivery time they would have a little mini minion sitting around just waiting to be pulverized. The doll would be durable so that you could spend the afternoon, or however long it takes to destroy… that way people would feel like they’ve got their money’s worth.
Spotlight figures would be, Chris Crocker because of how annoying he is, Jerry Springer, because of how he’s such an instigator and ruins the lives of people who are already messed up… let’s see, what else… oh yes let’s not forget Osama Bin Laden, and Saddam Hussein. As well as the current president and the past presidents for the last 30 years, nothing personal but not EVERYONE likes you…um, I think we should let this go now, before I get carried away…
One can only hope that soon though, somebody finds a “healthy” outlet for their anger, maybe people would quit killing one another, they can just smash a tiny replica… then, your only out 25 bucks and not 25 years to life…
Thanks for reading,
A