Smash Who?

“Smash me” doll… what a fun and interesting concept… according to the article I read, the Madoff doll is selling for $100.00 and although it seems like a lot of money to invest in someone you hate/hates you… I’ll bet the satisfaction is well worth it.
So let’s see here, if I were the makers of the doll, I would sell it for around $25.00 just ¼ the cost of the Bernie Madoff doll, but then again, I’d probably sell more. I would have a gallery of popular historical and political figures to choose from and these dolls would sell for 25 bucks. Hammer not included… the mallet would cost an additional $30.00 but if you didn’t want to purchase that, I’m sure the clever minds of the wronged could think of another beautifully disastrous way to destroy their pint-sized figurine, ex. Lighting it on fire, using a chain saw, running it over, etc. there would also be a custom feature where the client could upload a picture of the hated, and with 1-2 weeks delivery time they would have a little mini minion sitting around just waiting to be pulverized. The doll would be durable so that you could spend the afternoon, or however long it takes to destroy… that way people would feel like they’ve got their money’s worth.
Spotlight figures would be, Chris Crocker because of how annoying he is, Jerry Springer, because of how he’s such an instigator and ruins the lives of people who are already messed up… let’s see, what else… oh yes let’s not forget Osama Bin Laden, and Saddam Hussein. As well as the current president and the past presidents for the last 30 years, nothing personal but not EVERYONE likes you…um, I think we should let this go now, before I get carried away…
One can only hope that soon though, somebody finds a “healthy” outlet for their anger, maybe people would quit killing one another, they can just smash a tiny replica… then, your only out 25 bucks and not 25 years to life…
Thanks for reading,
A

"Used Cars" – Crime List

Group Members: Aaron – Clint – Mike – Lilane
The following is a list of all the crimes i could find thoughout the scenes of "Used Cars" im sure there are more, but this is what my team and i came up with:

Misrepresentation - bragging about having a mile of cars
Slander – the men misrepresenting the woman
Framing – the men made it appear the woman was using false pretenses to obtain business
Modifying records - the unauthorized editing of a commercial
Violation of copyright laws – unauthorized use and modification of protected video feed
False advertising (forgery) - numerous accounts
Assault – teacher slapping the main character
Threatening – teacher threatening to “teach a lesson”
Vandalism – breaking the mirror
Harassment – man going around emptying salt and disturbing the peace
Theft (from the house where the man was sleeping)
Lying under oath - saying, “yes” to having a mile of cars
Bribery (paying people off) - buying a politician
Sexual harassment – “coping a feel” while helping the lady down
Driving without a license – 250 student drivers NOT occupied by a licensed adult
Speeding – 250 cars exceeding 20+ over the speed limit
Following too closely – numerous accounts
Driving without proof of insurance - 250 accounts
Operating a vehicle with no registration - 250 accounts
Reckless Driving - numerous accounts
Reckless Endangerment - numerous accounts
Failure to use turn signals – numerous accounts
Failure to yield – numerous accounts
Fleeing the scene of an accident (hit and run) – accident with the cop
Assault – fighting in the backs of the trucks
Attempted Murder - numerous accounts
Driving on the wrong side of the road – highway scenes
Using water based paint (laws and regulations) – against safety for chemical reasons
Contempt of court – arguing with the judge
Illegal crossing of railroads – jumping the tracks
False advertising – to the old woman
Deception – to the old woman